We have such a wonderful friendship..

Imari: I just want some mini toastys...

Me: Lmao no no

Imari: We'll see! Anyways! Bitch! You're gonna be leaving me at **** for two days by myself? You don't love me...


I think this is what my computer says too..

Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?

Monitor: No prob, boss.

Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?

Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.

Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?

Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.

Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?

Mouse: Of course.

Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.

Monitor: Oh god, here we go.

Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?

Printer: No.

Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.

Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!

Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-

Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.

Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.

Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!

Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.

Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!

Computer: You are not out of in-

Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!

Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.

Monitor: But sir, he has plen-

Computer: Just do it, damn it!

Monitor: Yes sir.

Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!

Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.

Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!

Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!

Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!

Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?

Computer: No. He did this to himself.

Who's your favorite black girl? (hint she should like asians) :)

Probably Alicia Keys. 

Jk, Her name is Imari Rose McCoy aka YOU <3

Best Friends <3

Me: Wow your page is so Asian. I think we should switch colors.

Imari: Right! I always think the same thing...